Jordie Barrett forfait pour la fin du Rugby Championship

When the season started, I hoped we'd win the first 3 games, one against Argentina and one out of 4 against SA and NZ plus 2 on tour so, slightly better than 50%. Still a chance I suppose

Ah the perfect conditions for the game against Ireland were responsible for that defeat. You really are mental aren't you?

A South African resorting to Xenphobic tropes. It doesn't bother me, it doesn't exactly suprise me either. (Disgusting given you're history). Run along! You've lost.

Congratulations on being #no2 Rugby Team, Terre Blanche ;-)

Only trouble is, getting you worked up is like shooting fish in a barrel - or trotters in a bog, I never can work out which - as it's so damn easy.

You also don't do irony very well, which is a shame as One and I are obviously spending a lot of our valuable time finding even more intelligent ways of winding you up, only for our exertions being mainly wasted, as you fall way too easily for even the slightest hint of sarcasm.

And while I really don't have enough time available to respond to your bulldust about how lucky the Boks were - or rather how useless the ABs were by not teaching a serial offender like Cane how exactly to tackle (as we're hopefully doing for Esterhuizen and Arendse at this very moment) and leaving his team in the lurch by his stupidity - but I will say one thing, and that is that the Boks had to play in awful conditions that they're not used to in virtually every game, unlike your bogtrotters and the NZ skaapnaaiers, who are used to sloshing around in the mud, most of the time. So who're the lucky ones now?