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Two rounds down, and plenty to go: Some early season lukewarm takes on PWR

SALE, ENGLAND - NOVEMBER 25: Katana Howard and Rachael Woosey of Sale Sharks celebrate victory at the finale whistle during the Allianz Premiership Women's Rugby match between Sale Sharks and Harlequins at Heywood Road on November 25, 2023 in Sale, England. (Photo by Jan Kruger/Getty Images for Sale Sharks)

One of the many* problems with the internet is that things live forever on there. Sometimes, that’s brilliant: we can fall through the web into niche and nostalgic holes, moments they’ll go on to teach in history classes are preserved immaculately, Wikipedia has helped thousands of arts graduates to degrees (anyone who claims they didn’t use it weekly during their studies is a liar), and it’s five seconds’ work for me to proudly produce evidence that I did actually make a full body papier-mâché olive costume once – so I could go as Georgia Nicholson for Halloween.

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*many, many, many, many

Sometimes, though, the way our actions, context, and opinions are frozen in time – hung suspended in Chrome amber for archaeologists to discover millennia later, is a right nuisance – and I hope this column doesn’t prove one of those.

We’ve scarcely got going with this new Premiership Women’s Rugby campaign – if the season were a sprinter, it’d only just have reached its transition phase – but let’s hurl some opinions and predictions out into the World Wide Web, and see what sticks.

Harrison 2.0 might be the best version yet

Catching up with Zoe Harrison at the PWR launch was a joy. She was a combination of her usual competitive ferocity – the trophy belongs in North London, apparently, and Saracens *will* be collecting it at the end of the season, thank you very much – and a compelling, laidback confidence.

You’d have thought there’d be some pre-opener jitters – returning from an ACL reconstruction with form, a title, and an England fly-half jersey to reclaim – but she was just so relaxed. As tough as the injury and rehabilitation had been, and she spoke with such candour about the arduous process itself, she seemed to genuinely believe in its silver linings.

Harrison’s been a star and stalwart since she was a teenager, cruising from trophy wins with Sarries to those with the Red Roses and back again with just the swish of a trademark and immaculate ponytail, but being in such demand has kept her fiendishly busy. Enforced time out has allowed her to invest in herself in unprecedented ways – and she reckons she’s more powerful, dynamic, agile, and robust than ever before.

Saturday, her first Premiership start since the injury, suggested she’s right: a try and quintet of conversions on the scoresheet, and numerous key involvements – including a peach of a cross-field kick to Sydney Gregson.

She’s on a mouth-watering collision course with Holly Aitchison – who she’ll meet on December 23rd, when the Wolfpack and Bears serve up a Christmas cracker – which becomes the 2023 Red Roses Number Ten Derby. Only one of them can start at fly-half against Italy on March 24th…

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As for the trophy, Saracens are back in their customary seat at the top of the table, and – with a better-than-ever Harrison pulling the strings and a Canadian cheat code in their locker, they’re looking ominous.

Sale are building

This column gave Sale a proper tub thump ahead of the opening round, and they hardly fired a shot against Bristol. Case in point: predictions are a risky business. It wasn’t the start to the campaign they’d trained or hoped for – Rachel Taylor was clear about that – but they chalked it off as a Mulligan, returned North to put things right, and promptly made history against Harlequins.

It sounded like a doozy of a game – a swinging pendulum of momentum cleaving bitterly cold air throughout – and that makes it all the more impressive, because Sale truly believe now that they’ve the beating of top teams. Lest we forget, Harlequins were champions, this time two years ago. Northern grit + Torpedo Talling + a pinpoint Vicky A Irwin + a twist of Italian flair = a force to be reckoned with.

Sharks are circling, and Sale is a tougher place to go than ever before. They might well find Chiefs a bit much to handle this weekend, but their ascent is inarguable – and the scalps they’re taking get more notable each year.

Chiefs haven’t batted an eyelid

As we watched Captain Fantastic and US Eagle Kate Zackary soar off to Trailfinders, Flo Robinson fizz her way to The Stoop alongside Abbie Fleming, and Charli Jacoby head onto pastures new – we wondered if the two-time finalists might skip a beat as the season got underway.

We were wrong. Rob Baxter’s young guns are currently sat second in the Gallagher Premiership, despite losing so many classy players over the summer that those in possession of ‘Exeter Leavers 2023’ hoodies could form a seriously good team in their own right, and Susie Appleby’s squad have proven similarly unwavering.

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40 stuck on Tigers in their opener, and then a bonus point victory this weekend against a star-studded Bristol. Just look at the try scorers: Emily Tuttosi, Rachel Johnson, and Claudia MacDonald. The second most prolific whitewash magnet at the World Cup, a beaming agent of chaos with a seemingly unemptiable tank, and someone who steps so hard and hurtles so fast I’ve pulled eyeballs watching her.

People have started referring to Chiefs as the ‘bridesmaids’ of this competition, but they’re gunning for a medal upgrade – and you’re braver than me if you fancy taking them on when it’s time to throw the bouquet.

The champs are back

Gloucester-Hartpury are up and running, Mia Venner was just as prolific as Sean Lynn told us she would be, Emma Sing was lashing conversions over from right across Kingsholm, the bonus point was in the cherry and white bag within 16 minutes, and the champions didn’t concede a point until the 72nd. Plus ça change.

Next up? A Friday night trip to Bear Country. That’ll be good.

Newbies are warming to task nicely

Both Trailfinders and Tigers are awaiting a first victory, but each have a point in the standings (Giselle Mather’s women only missed out to Harlequins by five points, and Vicky Macqueen’s squad managed a try bonus against Chiefs), and look right at home at the domestic game’s top table. They’re proving reliant on their marquee signings – Meg Jones has contributed 21 of Leicester’s 41 points so far, and half of Trailfinders’ tries have come from Abby Dow – but that’s to be expected, and they’re already proving stiffer opposition than DMP or Wasps were able to last year.

Tigers are hosting Loughborough on Sunday, in the first East Midlands Derby this league’s seen. Let’s hope it develops into the sort of full-throttle, historic rivalry we see in the men’s game, and provides the rugby to match. Whatever happens, Jones up against Helena Rowland is a sumptuous prospect – promising mercurial, midfield magic.

Whilst we’re committing predictions to paper: Tigers could win this…. Loughborough don’t travel well, and continually fluffed their lines in the red zone against Saracens in their opener – whilst any side who can breach Chiefs’ defence on four occasions has got something right in attack.

Trailfinders have a bye this week, so some time to reflect, assess, and progress before these two debutants clash in round four. If you’re London-based: get down there. December 9th. 3pm. A historic occasion; the likes of Dow, Jones, Eva Donaldson, Fran McGhie, and Zackary; two powerhouse coaches; and a fixture they’ll both have targeted since the schedule was released.

There you have it: a thousand tremulous, Trelawney-esque words based on a mere 640 minutes of rugby.

There’s a lot we don’t know yet about the 2023/24 Premiership Women’s Rugby season – and thank goodness, because sport would be terribly boring if we got spoilers in round two – but there are some things we’re gleaning already. I’m fairly happy with the above living on forever in the RugbyPass archives.

I’ll gladly leave those hot takes cooling on the drying rack whilst I go about my business. Harrison’s flying, Sale are circling, Chiefs are unfazed, and the champs look like – well – champs. Let’s see how these have aged by the Six Nations, shall we?

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Antony 381 days ago

Some fabulous descriptions - gives me a good fix of excitement between matches…

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fl 26 minutes ago
‘The problem with this year’s Champions Cup? Too many English clubs’

"Would I'd be think"

Would I'd be think.


"Well that's one starting point for an error in your reasoning. Do you think that in regards to who should have a say in how it's setup in the future as well? Ie you would care what they think or what might be more fair for their teams (not saying your model doesn't allow them a chance)?"

Did you even read what you're replying to? I wasn't arguing for excluding south africa, I was pointing out that the idea of quantifying someone's fractional share of european rugby is entirely nonsensical. You're the one who was trying to do that.


"Yes, I was thinking about an automatic qualifier for a tier 2 side"

What proportion of european rugby are they though? Got to make sure those fractions match up! 😂


"Ultimately what I think would be better for t2 leagues would be a third comp underneath the top two tournemnts where they play a fair chunk of games, like double those two. So half a dozen euro teams along with the 2 SA and bottom bunch of premiership and top14, some Championship and div 2 sides thrown in."

I don't know if Championship sides want to be commuting to Georgia every other week.


"my thought was just to create a middle ground now which can sustain it until that time has come, were I thought yours is more likely to result in the constant change/manipulation it has been victim to"

a middle ground between the current system and a much worse system?

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fl 41 minutes ago
‘The problem with this year’s Champions Cup? Too many English clubs’

"Huh? You mean last in their (4 team) pools/regions? My idea was 6/5/4, 6 the max, for guarenteed spots, with a 20 team comp max, so upto 5 WCs (which you'd make/or would be theoretically impossible to go to one league (they'd likely be solely for its participants, say 'Wales', rather than URC specifically. Preferrably). I gave 3 WC ideas for a 18 team comp, so the max URC could have (with a member union or club/team, winning all of the 6N, and Champions and Challenge Cup) would be 9."


That's a lot of words to say that I was right. If (e.g.) Glasgow won the URC and Edinburgh finished 16th, but Scotland won the six nations, Edinburgh would qualify for the Champions Cup under your system.


"And the reason say another URC (for example) member would get the spot over the other team that won the Challenge Cup, would be because they were arguable better if they finished higher in the League."

They would be arguably worse if they didn't win the Challenge Cup.


"It won't diminish desire to win the Challenge Cup, because that team may still be competing for that seed, and if theyre automatic qual anyway, it still might make them treat it more seriously"

This doesn't make sense. Giving more incentives to do well in the Challenge Cup will make people take it more seriously. My system does that and yours doesn't. Under my system, teams will "compete for the seed" by winning the Challenge Cup, under yours they won't. If a team is automatically qualified anyway why on earth would that make them treat it more seriously?


"I'm promoting the idea of a scheme that never needs to be changed again"

So am I. I'm suggesting that places could be allocated according to a UEFA style points sytem, or according to a system where each league gets 1/4 of the spots, and the remaining 1/4 go to the best performing teams from the previous season in european competition.


"Yours will promote outcry as soon as England (or any other participant) fluctates. Were as it's hard to argue about a the basis of an equal share."

Currently there is an equal share, and you are arguing against it. My system would give each side the opportunity to achieve an equal share, but with more places given to sides and leagues that perform well. This wouldn't promote outcry, it would promote teams to take european competition more seriously. Teams that lose out because they did poorly the previous year wouldn't have any grounds to complain, they would be incentivised to try harder this time around.


"This new system should not be based on the assumption of last years results/performances continuing."

That's not the assumption I'm making. I don't think the teams that perform better should be given places in the competition because they will be the best performing teams next year, but because sport should be based on merit, and teams should be rewarded for performing well.


"I'm specifically promoting my idea because I think it will do exactly what you want, increase european rugyb's importance."

how?


"I won't say I've done anything compressive"

Compressive.

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JW 44 minutes ago
‘The problem with this year’s Champions Cup? Too many English clubs’

Generally disagree with what? The possibility that they would get whitewashed, or the idea they shouldn't gain access until they're good enough?


I think the first is a fairly irrelevant view, decide on the second and then worry about the first. Personally I'd have had them in a third lvl comp with all the bottom dwellers of the leagues. I liked the idea of those league clubs resting their best players, and so being able to lift their standards in the league, though, so not against the idea that T2 sides go straight into Challenge Cup, but that will be a higher level with smaller comps and I think a bit too much for them (not having followed any of their games/performances mind you).

Because I don't think that having the possibility of a team finishing outside the quarter finals to qualify automatically will be a good idea. I'd rather have a team finishing 5th in their domestic league.

fl's idea, if I can speak for him to speed things up, was for it to be semifinalists first, Champions Cup (any that somehow didn't make a league semi), then Challenge's semi finalists (which would most certainly have been outside their league semi's you'd think), then perhaps the quarter finalists of each in the same manner. I don't think he was suggesting whoever next performed best in Europe but didn't make those knockouts (like those round of 16 losers), I doubt that would ever happen.


The problem I mainly saw with his idea (much the same as you see, that league finish is a better indicator) is that you could have one of the best candidates lose in the quarters to the eventual champions, and so miss out for someone who got an easier ride, and also finished lower in the league, perhaps in their own league, and who you beat everytime.

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JW 1 hour ago
‘The problem with this year’s Champions Cup? Too many English clubs’

Well I was mainly referring to my thinking about the split, which was essentially each /3 rounded up, but reliant on WCs to add buffer.


You may have been going for just a 16 team league ranking cup?


But yes, those were just ideas for how to select WCs, all very arbitrary but I think more interesting in ways than just going down a list (say like fl's) of who is next in line. Indeed in my reply to you I hinted at say the 'URC' WC spot actually being given to the Ireland pool and taken away from the Welsh pool.


It's easy to think that is excluding, and making it even harder on, a poor performing country, but this is all in context of a 18 or 20 team comp where URC (at least to those teams in the URC) got 6 places, which Wales has one side lingering around, and you'd expect should make. Imagine the spice in that 6N game with Italy, or any other of the URC members though! Everyone talks about SA joining the 6N, so not sure it will be a problem, but it would be a fairly minor one imo.


But that's a structure of the leagues were instead of thinking how to get in at the top, I started from the bottom and thought that it best those teams doing qualify for anything. Then I thought the two comps should be identical in structure. So that's were an even split comes in with creating numbers, and the 'UEFA' model you suggest using in some manner, I thought could be used for the WC's (5 in my 20 team comp) instead of those ideas of mine you pointed out.


I see Jones has waded in like his normal self when it comes to SH teams. One thing I really like about his idea is the name change to the two competitions, to Cup and Shield. Oh, and home and away matches.

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fl 2 hours ago
‘The problem with this year’s Champions Cup? Too many English clubs’

"Yes I was the one who suggested to use a UEFA style point. And I guessed, that based on the last 5 years we should start with 6 top14, 6 URC and 4 Prem."

Yes I am aware that you suggested it, but you then went on to say that we should initially start with a balance that clearly wasn't derived from that system. I'm not a mind reader, so how was I to work out that you'd arrived at that balance by dint of completely having failed to remember the history of the competition.


"Again, I was the one suggesting that, but you didn't like the outcome of that."

I have no issues with the outcome of that, I had an issue with a completely random allocation of teams that you plucked out of thin air.

Interestingly its you who now seem to be renouncing the UEFA style points system, because you don't like the outcome of reducing URC representation.


"4 teams for Top14, URC and Prem, 3 teams for other leagues and the last winner, what do you think?"

What about 4 each + 4 to the best performing teams in last years competition not to have otherwise qualified? Or what about a UEFA style system where places are allocated to leagues on the basis of their performance in previous years' competitions?

There's no point including Black Lion if they're just going to get whitewashed every year, which I think would be a possibility. At most I'd support 1 team from the Rugby Europe Super Cup, or the Russian Championship being included. Maybe the best placed non-Israeli team and the Russian winners could play off every year for the spot? But honestly I think its best if they stay limited to the Challenge Cup for now.

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